i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background
as a bisexual i am exclusively attracted to bicycles. none of those wonky tricycles or hard to please unicycles
I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer.
Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
With their new hit single “Risen” ft. Mary Magdalene